Random Things And Wall Babies

superbloopers:

kqze:

i’m watching a guard try to arrest a fish for attacking him

Fish: fuck da legion

i do what i want

(via skyrimgonewrong)

historyofeurope:

Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and family.

(via historythings)

odinsmightymustache:

mybelovedcheshire:

Apparently, after having realized he had been shot, he self-diagnosed that the bullet had not punctured his lung and continued giving the speech…starting by apologizing for the interruption by saying “Oh, I’ve just been shot” and completing the speech while blood was pouring out of his chest.

eyeslikeaskeleton:

Teddy was a bad ass mofo.

“Bullet? NBD CUZ I’M TEDDY MOTHAFCKIN ROOSEVELT AND IDGAF.”

Swag.

True facts. Teddy was pretty boss.

Can I vote for him?

(via historythings)

ununpentium:

brothermycroft:

I love this. A lot.

Win.

(via historythings)

bard-barian-frenzy:

historyobsessed:

Stephen Hawking, 1962, straight pimpin’.

This is how we do it

(via historythings)

redbirthday:

starsinthegutter:

thevolatilebird:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

ymutate:

In 1731 someone gave to King Frederick I of Sweden skin and bones of a lion, an exotic gift.  The king decided to stuff it.  The only problem was that the taxidermist had never seen a real lion.  And here’s the result. 

The lion is still on display in the castle of Gripsholm.found at laboiteverte.fr

I seriously want to travel there (Because I live in Sweden) and I want to pose with this creature.

lolololololwut

Oh god all what is that thing.

(via historythings)

amantes-amentes:

blueandbluer:

abakkus:

fintastical:

nannaia:

Fashion Timeline History of Vietnamese Clothing (and Ao Dai).

A few of my refs here.

I love historical clothing and seeing how it evolves. I’ve longed to see the evolution of Vietnamese clothing but always came up empty handed due to lack of information… until now. I owe a lot of the references to the documentary “Searching for Vietnamese Clothing” (which impressively took the filmmaker’ 3 decades to research) and the sources on the Internet. I created this timeline because as a visual person, I like to know how clothing changed by seeing it side by side.

I attempted to make a timeline with only primary references (i.e. paintings, sculptures, and photographs from that time period).  I tried to stay true to the original sources’ as much as possible but I can’t say that this is completely accurate. A few art pieces were really hard to decipher (the sitting Buddhist statues in particular) and not being able to see them in person required me to take some educated guesses. I used my own color preferences with the statues that did not have color to reference from. Regrettably I had to skip a few early dynasties because artifacts of those eras seem to have been lost to time or too stylized.

Continually a work in progress and more may be added.

Artist Observations:

* Le Dynasty wins for being the most stylish and varied. IMO.

* The colors in Fig. 1 is largely hypothetical. Having no clue what colors the Dong Son culture wore I decided to take inspiration from various ethnic tribes. The pattern on her yellow sash thingy (words fail me, bah) came from an Ao Dai which coincidentally had a pattern that came from a Dong Son drum. Coming full circle here. Lol.

*Due to approximately 1,000 years of on and off Chinese domination, the clothing shares qualities to Hanfu but contains tell-tale differences. Dong Son Culture (fig. 1) is the time period before any Han influence takes place.

* On average, people wore 3-5 layers of clothing. The climate could be cold (e.g. the Northern regions) and 16-18th century scarves and gloves have been excavated. 

* Sleeves could reach to 40cm and were typically the length of chin to waist.

* Skirts were banned in 1826 as they were deemed to be “unseemingly”. Not all women followed suit as it was easier to work in skirts than pants.

* Buttoned up collars and buttoned clothing does not seem to appear until the 19th century (perhaps late 18th century at the earliest). Interestingly this change seems to coincide with the advent of French Imperialism/Colonization. Collars started rather low but gradually got higher and closer together.

* The Ao Tu Than (Fig. 9, 10 and 12) is still around today but as it stopped evolving in the 20th century I decided to concentrate on the Ao Dai (long shirt).

* The conical rice hat was originally worn by men (which can be seen in many photographs with Nguyen dynasty soldiers) and only became part of women’s wear sometime in the 20th century.

gorgeousss

* A*

GASP

everything is beautiful

(via historythings)

passengersong:

The 30s and 40s in colour.

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historythings:

whenthegjallarhornsounds:

warrior-knight:

taliajd:

shmemson:

ministerofmayhem:

ohio-is4-lovers:

Somewhere in the world a Historian is weeping for humanity.

It’s me.

You gotta be shitting me

For realzies? I mean, you don’t seriously believe that Jesus….a Jewish man living in Galilee thousands of years BEFORE English as we know it today was spoken……actually spoke to his followers in English? I mean, this goes beyond basic history. This is simple logic.

Dear America, if you even consider electing this man as your president….dammit…I can’t think of a corresponding statement that matches the gravity of the sheer stupidity that would require you to support this man in ANY endeavor…let alone in his bid for presidency. 

And for your information…

Jesus habla español. 

AWWW HAAAAAAAALE NAW.

SANTORUM. YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT.  YOU COULDN’T HAVE JUST SAID THAT.

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

If I have more intelligence than a presidential candidate, why aren’t I running?

I might lose followers for showing my politics (OR GAIN THEM.  Because hopefully the internet is in agreement on this one), but this was too funny not to post.  And historically relevant in a sad, sad way.

EDIT: not deleting this because it’s still relevant, but it’s a fake tweet.  Bill Maher was making fun of him.  Which is a-okay in my book. 

(via historythings)