If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.
It’ll make everything better.
The da vinci load
(video)
you know how fps games have that scale of realism
where 0 at that scale is bunnyhopping, rocketjumping and moving at the speed of light while carrying 200kg of weapons in your pocket
while 10 at that scale makes you die after getting shot
the ones the closest to 0 are the best
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
my husbands ahh
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
THERES A FRICKIN HOCKEY PLAYER NAMED ANDREW RYAN ARE U KIDDING ME
OMFG
Studying:
Laundry:
Putting on pants:
