fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

homokommari:

im cringe <3

dead-mooney:

i love dead money so much

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all’s tags btw Here’s my favorites

and lastly.

good night

littlemxdoomedbythenarrative:

ispyspookymansion:

[ID: red glittery text at the top and bottom that read “Just another Mandy Monday” in all caps. In between the text is a picture of Amanda Young from saw. END ID]

fave-fight:

fave-fight:

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Who would win in a fight? (propaganda under the cut)

Elon Musk

Groundskeeper Willie

Keep reading

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

czl:

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it